My Role Model is More Awesome Than Your Role Model
When I grow up, I want to be just like Charles Ofdensen. Ofdensen is a master fencer, master lawyer, and master babysitter to the most metal band in the world, Dethklok. Because someone this awesome is hard to come by in real life, it makes sense that he’s a character on the Adult Swim show, Metalocaylpse.
While it would probably be physically impossible for me to be in such awesomely metal situations in real life, I want to be able to live up to those sorts of standards. I want to be the best at my job. I want to kick ass and take names. I want to be completely confident and self-assured. I want to be able to protect those I care about most… and have a snappy one-liner while doing it. And if those I care about would be willing to do the same for me… well, that’s just icing on the cake.